reallymang:

so do y’all buy the clothes y’all try on when you’re take pictures in a fitting room or

charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest (via larmoyante)

northmiamigoon:

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

LMAO